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Eternal Autopsy

by Disinterested Handjob

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Elijah Dunbar
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Elijah Dunbar Bones and All reference was all I needed. Thank you. Favorite track: That's A Nice Piece Of Ass, Mind if I Take A Bite (An Unwanted Theme From Bones And All).
flightoficarus (Metal Trenches)
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flightoficarus (Metal Trenches) While there is a sense of humor here, there is nothing funny about how gnarly the music is.
- MetalTrenches.com Favorite track: Mostly Made Of Cysts.
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Gore Hive 01:16
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All tracks produced, mixed, and mastered by AI (absolute idiots).

Embryonic Oozing written by Gore Beyond Necropsy, but the rest by the aforementioned AI.

The Disinterested Handjob Players:
Alec - throat, cuticles
Matrons - skins, scapula
Mog - tendons, some sclera
Trona - femurs, random other useless organs

If this recording is somehow uncovered by a future fledgling civilisation pulling itself out of the ruins after an apocalypse their ancestors brought upon themselves we think it’d be a pretty good place to start for a new religion. Even if they are mutants.

And remember kids, a Disinterested Handjob a day keeps the doctor away.

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released February 1, 2024

Keen listeners may hear some samples from television or movies. They are wrong. They may also think there's passing reference to Brueghel. They are wrong there too.

Instruments recorded 21/2/24 and vocals 31/11/23 in the GOLF MOBILE STUDIO at the Brighton Memorial Crematory and Corpse Stacking House.

Except the cover, for which we profusely apologise and wish to express our profound respect of the original creators. But we did it anyway. So yeah.

Some instruments were tuned at some point in the past. Not specifically for this recording, but they must have been at least once, right?

Disinterested Handjob uses only the finest instrumentation with the dust mostly wiped off and the latest technology to bring you a high fidelity audial experience.

Disinterested Handjob practices the One Take Method. Which, ironically enough, doesn’t really involve any practice.

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Disinterested Handjob Melbourne, Australia

Triple J's Unearthed said: "Your Artist’s name and title of your song ‘Fucking Thrice Cunted Piece Of Shit’ would be excessively offensive to our audience and has therefore been placed on 'hold'."
Some other guy said it was shit. Well... all other guys.
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