Dry And Shallow, by Disinterested Handjob

Dry And Shallow

by Disinterested Handjob

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1.	The Valuable Endorsement Intro 00:27	info	buy track
2.	Liberate Tutemet Ex Stultitia 00:59		buy track
3.	Copremesis 00:12		buy track
4.	Fist-Based Colonic Irrigation 00:16		buy track
5.	Console Yourself With The Knowledge That Everyone Is Just As Shit As You 01:14		buy track
6.	Meat Hook Feast 00:38		buy track
7.	Necropolis Now 00:17		buy track
8.	You’re A Recurring Head Trauma 00:12		buy track
9.	The Whole Fucking World Is A Red Room 01:51		buy track
10.	Using Bleach To Destroy The DNA Evidence In The Knife Wounds I Fucked 00:23		buy track
11.	Cemetery Invasion 00:35		buy track
12.	Fucking Cuntrotted Retardation 00:16		buy track
13.	Guns For Show, Knives For Go 00:29		buy track
14.	In The Event That I Am Reincarnated I Would Like To Return As A Deadly Virus To Contribute Something To Solving Overpopulation 00:17		buy track
15.	Where Did All This Urine Come From? 00:14		buy track
16.	Necrobleak Ossifier Of Deluded Reality's Imbrication 00:53		buy track
17.	Tethidine 00:46		buy track
18.	Intoxicunts 00:26		buy track
19.	Shovel Ready 00:51		buy track
20.	Wreck 04:24		buy track
21.	Any Turd In The Gutter 00:12		buy track
22.	A Demon Possessed By Another Demon Who Is Possessed By A Third Demon 01:32		buy track
23.	Baby's First Existential Dread 00:13		buy track
24.	Caudal Lure 00:40		buy track
25.	Cruelty Based Imagineering 00:37		buy track
26.	On This Track What IS Cannibalism A Metaphor For 00:11		buy track
27.	Le Sac d’Excréments 00:05		buy track
28.	Born To Murder The World (Last Days Of Humanity) 01:06	info	buy track
29.	A Banquet Of Bullshit 00:43		buy track
30.	More Planets To Fuck With 01:05		buy track
31.	We're All Shot, Bro 00:57		buy track
32.	Urine On My Pillow, Semen On My Walls 00:12		buy track
33.	V.B.I.E.D. 00:24		buy track

about

Instrumentation recorded at I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU Studios March 2023. Disinterested Handjob exclusively uses a bunch of guitars and drums and computers and stuff to make "music". At rare intervals tuners were implemented.

Vocals recorded in the Golf Mobile Studio at the Brighton Cemetery, except 4, 14, 16, 18 at the Preston Cemetery, in March 2023. Occasionally microphones were used in this process.

Track 20 is an exception - created and shit in May 2011.

Disinterested Handjob subscribes to the One Take Method. Tracks are conceived and performed in a single take. No errors are corrected, a moment in time is crystallised and presented as it will always be.

Why? Fuck off. That's why.

credits

released March 29, 2023

The culprits are:
Alec - cringe
Mog - cringe
Matrons - cringe
Trøna - bass

Born To Murder The World originally by The Last Days Of Humanity. Clearly a better outfit than us.

Special guest appearance by Some Cunt on track 1.

Probably a bunch of samples from shit on some songs too. No idea. Haven't listened to them.

All songs "written", "performed", "recorded" and "mixed" and "mastered" by Disinterested Handjob. Actually, those last couple are a lie. Who the fuck mixes and masters shit?

license

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Disinterested Handjob Melbourne, Australia

Triple J's Unearthed said: "Your Artist’s name and title of your song ‘Fucking Thrice Cunted Piece Of Shit’ would be excessively offensive to our audience and has therefore been placed on 'hold'."
Some other guy said it was shit. Well... all other guys. ... more