Molluscs That Look Like Vaginas That Look Like Molluscs

by Disinterested Handjob

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1.	Poisoned Enema 00:24	buy track
2.	Fuck Off, Cunt (In D Minor) 00:15	buy track
3.	Sell Your Balls On Ebay 00:18	buy track
4.	More Shit Now Than Man 00:13	buy track
5.	OK, You Can Put Up To Two Fingers Inside Me, But You Can't Make Any New Holes 00:12	buy track
6.	Introspection 00:52	buy track
7.	Pisstaker 00:31	buy track
8.	From Tetanus To Disembowelment 00:41	buy track
9.	We Found The First Body After About Five Minutes 02:09	buy track
10.	Wounds Stitched To Look Like Cartoon Characters 00:25	buy track
11.	It's The Algorithms That Make Me Kill 00:42	buy track
12.	Name A Film That Reminds You Of Your Last Bowel Movement 00:47	buy track
13.	(If You Swallow Too Much Sharp Shit You’ll Be) Pierced From Within 00:12	buy track
14.	Who Gives A Fuck About Giving A Fuck? 00:23	buy track
15.	I Fucked The Corpse Of Megan Fox 00:18	buy track
16.	If Confused Looks Were Blow Jobs (My Balls Would Be Empty) 00:14	buy track
17.	s/t 00:50	buy track
18.	Balls, Balls, Balls 00:51	buy track
19.	Do You Ever Feel Like You Should Cut Back On Killing Schoolkids? 00:16	buy track
20.	Suppurative Adiposis Dolorosa Secondary To A Ruptured Abscess 01:22	buy track
21.	The Protein Division 00:14	buy track
22.	Ugly People Waiting For A Train 00:38	buy track
23.	Famous Excretists 00:22	buy track
24.	No Guts, No Gory 00:13	buy track
25.	Quentin Tarantino Gave Me Permission To Use The N Word All The Time (Because He's Down, Yo) 00:41	buy track
26.	Manic Pixie Dream Girl Massacre 00:19	buy track
27.	Black Horned And Swarming Is The Darkness feat. Bowelhacker 01:09	buy track
28.	True Stories Of You Being A Shit 00:14	buy track
29.	Bin Fucker 00:17	buy track
30.	Ejaculating Into Your Chest Wound 00:21	buy track
31.	Black Humour Beats Black Metal Any Day 00:17	buy track
32.	This Title Is A Cunning Play On Words 00:13	buy track
33.	An Investigation Into The Amount Of Faecal Matter In Toilet Water Splashback 00:45	buy track
34.	Dickhead Magnet 00:13	buy track
35.	Centrocentric 00:18	buy track
36.	Down Syndrome Zombies 01:12	buy track
37.	It Wouldn't Be So Bad If People Weren't So Fucking Stupid 00:46	buy track
38.	Don't Blame Me For Shooting Fish Already In The Barrel 00:53	buy track
39.	Vlad's Barbed Penis 00:54	buy track

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All tracks written, performed, recorded, produced, stepped on blah blah by Disinterested Handjob.
All instruments recorded at I'll Fucking KILL You!!!! Studios across 7-10 January 2020.
Vocals recorded in the Golf Mobile Studio on 25 December 2019 at the Royal Melbourne School of Crematory Sciences.

Disinterested Handjob continues to stunt any improvement or growth through the use of the One Take Method. We don't go back, motherfuckers. Although we fuck up quite a lot.
Quite. A. Lot.

Songs may contain samples from stuff like movies or TV. DisinterestedHandjob endorses the use of things like software, guitars, microphones, electronic things, human parts living or dead, swords and such in the creation of music. Yeah, music. Fucking dare you to find any music on this.

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released January 26, 2020

The players:
Alec - voices, synths
Mog - guitars, synths
Matrons - drums, synths

Special guest appearance on track 27 by Bowelhacker rekking tha dekks.

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Disinterested Handjob Melbourne, Australia

Triple J's Unearthed said: "Your Artist’s name and title of your song ‘Fucking Thrice Cunted Piece Of Shit’ would be excessively offensive to our audience and has therefore been placed on 'hold'."
Some other guy said it was shit. Well... all other guys. ... more

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