Slowin' It Down For The Ladies (...so sexy almost evil...)

by Disinterested Handjob

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1.	ATTENTION NYMPHOMANIACS- 4 COLLEGE GUYS HAVE SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM. HURRY WHILE SUPPLIES LAST! 00:25	buy track
2.	If I Had A Dollar For Every Slapper I Turned Down I'd Still Have Herpes 00:26	buy track
3.	A Serbian Film Isn't Nearly As Hardcore As What I Did To Your Mum In Bed Last Night 01:38	buy track
4.	In Via The Junky's Entrance 01:01	buy track
5.	Andreas Bethmann's Sodomy Death Camp Looks Promising 01:23	buy track
6.	Dying For The Company Of A Corpse 00:14	buy track
7.	Penis Intentionally Groomed For Photography 00:39	buy track
8.	For This Year’s International Violence Against Women Day 01:07	buy track
9.	Go Get Fucked Or Die Trying 01:05	buy track
10.	Vicious Carnal Experiments 00:12	buy track
11.	Devouring The Worms That Would Devour You 01:01	buy track
12.	How Do You Feel About The Pallid, Bloated Bodies Of Dead White Men 01:05	buy track
13.	Young Lady, Kindly Display Your Secondary Sexual Characteristics For My Perusal 00:56	buy track
14.	Is Necrophilia Still Illegal Here? Asking For A Friend 01:03	buy track
15.	It's Not Illegal Where I Live 00:37	buy track
16.	Last Seen Getting Into A Stranger's Van 00:22	buy track
17.	All The Fun Of A Festering Herpes Sore 01:10	buy track
18.	Let's Get The Pissing Out Of The Way First 01:03	buy track
19.	We Had To Cut Out The Necrophilia For Pacing Reasons 00:55	buy track
20.	Love Is The Word I Use When I Want To Make A Snuff Film With You In It 01:05	buy track
21.	Love Is The Word I Use When I Want You To Bash In Someone's Head With A Shovel 00:44	buy track
22.	Love Is The Word I Use When I Want You To Put Your Finger Into My Urethra 00:16	buy track
23.	Love Is The Word I Use When I Want You To Dispose Of A Bin Bag Full Of Dead Babies 00:34	buy track
24.	Love Is The Word I Use When I Want You To Lick A Bucket Full Of COVID19 Tainted Masks 01:27	buy track
25.	Love Is The Word I Use When I Want You To Listen To Disinterested Handjob 00:04	buy track
26.	Love Is The Word I Use When I Want You To Run For Political Office So I Can Embarrass You In Public With All Those Things I Made You Do When I Used The Word Love 01:00	buy track
27.	Shower Not A Grower 01:00	buy track
28.	Nothing Says Romance Like Anal In An Alley Behind A Club With The Owner's Son 00:26	buy track
29.	Partial Birth Abortion 00:31	buy track
30.	Romantic Love May Be Indistinguishable From Having Severe Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder 01:00	buy track
31.	Every Day Is Arm Day At The Gym, Baby 00:21	buy track
32.	Seven Pregnant After School Trip!! 00:23	buy track
33.	It's Not Engorged With Desire, It's Pus From An Infection (The Penis Song) 00:41	buy track
34.	Sex Robots Will Be Capable Of Murder Too 00:19	buy track
35.	The Difference Between Hungry And Horny Is Where You Put The Cucumber 01:03	buy track
36.	I Spent It On The Peep Show 01:11	buy track
37.	To Somebody Somewhere This IS Porn 00:32	buy track
38.	Love In The Time Of Aggravated Assault 01:23	buy track
39.	Vat Grown Penises 00:08	buy track
40.	For Me Sex Is Masturbating To The Swimsuit Illustrated Twitter Feed 00:39	buy track
41.	Wretching Pregnant Bride 02:17	buy track

about

Disinterested Handjob engages in the One Take Method (press record, play shit, don't fix mistakes etc). This is the process that has allowed us to remain grim, necro, trve, kvlt, cunty, and shite. But fuck it. It's our best excuse, right? You'd rather Ariana Grande or Olivia Rodrigo? At least Olivia admits when she rips off better songs. BECAUSE FUCK POP MUSIC. Except Olivia Rodrigo. We like her. Have we mentioned Olivia Rodrigo yet?

Dedicated to all the lovely ladies that have turned us down over the years. Which is ALL of them.

credits

released May 29, 2022

The "players":
Alec - voices, bass, synth
Mog - guitars, bass, synth
Matrons - drums, bass, synth
Special guest appearances by Bowelhacker

Written and performed by Disinterested Handjob. Unless there's some stuff we ripped off and forgot about. Fair chance we just stole some riffs and played them so badly they are unrecognisable. There may be some samples in there too. As if we listen to this shit after we record it.

Recorded 29 May 2022. Instrumentals at I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! Studios, vocals in the Golf Mobile Studio at the Meblourne General Cemetery and the Durham Ox Cemetery. Where we assume Oxen are interred...?

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Disinterested Handjob Melbourne, Australia

Triple J's Unearthed said: "Your Artist’s name and title of your song ‘Fucking Thrice Cunted Piece Of Shit’ would be excessively offensive to our audience and has therefore been placed on 'hold'."
Some other guy said it was shit. Well... all other guys. ... more

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