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Some Cunt Wearing A Hat Always Stands In Front Of Me At Shows

by Disinterested Handjob

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If You're Wearing Glasses You're A Mathcore Geek (free) 00:16
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Bald Guys With Beards Is Such A Predictable Look 00:38
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I Really Only Go To Gigs To Get The Shirts (free) 00:24
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Wimps And Posers! Please Form A Queue By The Toilets 00:31
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Why Is There Always That One Creepy Old Guy At These Shows? (free) 00:20
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I Politely Told A Guy He'd Dropped A Fifty And He Shook My Hand (free) 00:39
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Why Do Short People Get Shitty When They Can't See? 00:06
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Get That Fucking Lamb Of God Shirt Off, Cunt (free) 00:30
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Wherever I Stand Some Cunt Has To Push The Fuck Past Me (free) 00:20
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Good To See The Sluts In The Little Black Dresses (free) 00:24
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The Chick Has Her Tits Out So What Am I Meant To Do, Stare At Her Personality? 00:21
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Conversations At A Pisstrough Aren't Cool 00:39
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Who The Fuck Wears A Knitted Vest To A Metal Gig? (free) 00:23
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These Bar Prices Are Shitty But The Merch Is Cheap (free) 00:17
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Some Cunt With A Hat Always Stands In Front Of Me At Shows 01:09
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Why Did I Know The Guy In The White Hoodie Would Turn Out To Be A Cunt (free) 00:23
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A Commentrary On Trent Reznor In The Mid 90's (live) (free) 00:19
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Inspired by the events of Bastardfest 2010 at the Corner Hotel.

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released June 25, 2011

Mog - guitar, bass as required, raw sexuality
Alec - vocals, bass as required, Gollum impersonations
Matrons - drums, bass as required, programming, being boring


All tracks written and performed by Disinterested Handjob. Sort of produced and not really mixed by the band.

Recorded in the Golf Mobile Studio at Brighton Cemetery and at I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU Studios April 2nd, 2011.


Created with the likes of Reaper, POD Line 6 stuff, an imperial fuckton of plug ins and software and whatever it might take to cover everything with enough distortion to make it sound like there may just be some riffs hiding under there, cheap Chinese microphones, a guitar pick with Captain America on it, EEE PC's, TASCAM DP-004's, and a bunch of bands whose songs we've shamelessly and inexpertly ripped off. All digital, FUCK YOU TAPE, YOU 20TH CENTURY LUMP OF OBSOLESENCE.

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Disinterested Handjob Melbourne, Australia

Triple J's Unearthed said: "Your Artist’s name and title of your song ‘Fucking Thrice Cunted Piece Of Shit’ would be excessively offensive to our audience and has therefore been placed on 'hold'."
Some other guy said it was shit. Well... all other guys. ... more

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