Still Tolkien Shit, by Disinterested Handjob

Still Tolkien Shit

by Disinterested Handjob

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1.	With Winged Speed 00:15	buy track
2.	And Fingolfin Did Clamour At The Gates Of Angband 03:16	buy track
3.	The Binding Spell Of The Lidless Eyes 01:15	buy track
4.	Tevildo's House Of Cats 00:10	buy track
5.	Sir, Utumno R&D Has Some Exciting News About That Elf Transmogrification Project 00:28	buy track
6.	Carcharoth (new version) 00:22	buy track
7.	Morgoth Than Thou 00:47	buy track
8.	Trod Into The Mire Of His Blood 01:05	buy track
9.	Ungoliant As A Fragment Of Discord 02:18	buy track
10.	What Do You Mean The Chick With Amnesia I Found Naked And Mute At That Grave Then Married And Knocked Up Is My Sister? 00:29	buy track

about

We all love Tolkien. We all love the First Age even more. Because it was brutal. And had more dragons and balrogs and Fingolfin. So here is a bit of it in crapcore form. See if you can get all the obscure references in the song titles. Go on. We dare you. Answers on a postcard to Handjob HQ.

Lá istan quet' Eldarin. Alámenë.

credits

released September 3, 2017

Mairon - harps, lutes
Tevildo - herald of Manwë
Thû - great horns of white shell

And of course most credit should go to Prof. J.R.R. Tolkien.

Also, the rest of it is just like all the other stuff we do: half arsed. See our previous One Take Method statements for our methodology.

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Disinterested Handjob Melbourne, Australia

Triple J's Unearthed said: "Your Artist’s name and title of your song ‘Fucking Thrice Cunted Piece Of Shit’ would be excessively offensive to our audience and has therefore been placed on 'hold'."
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